Random Ailment Generator

Please, sit down.  I have good news and bad news.  The good news is that you'll live.

The bad news is that you've been diagnosed with:

Random Bully Generator

Racing to get home from school without encountering any bullies, you turn a corner and crash headlong into:

Squat Teddy Smith, stooge of the Barf Freaks

Oh no!

Random Cyberpunk Generator

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Random Dad Joke Generator

What's up, Jessie? Listen, what do you get when you cross a needle and thread with a person hiding a rabbit under her hat?

I don't know, but I bet it's sew harebrained!

Random Ethics Generator

Ethical Theory 101

Final Exam

For each of the following ethical claims, construct an argument in defense.

You have three hours to complete the exam.