Random Ailment Generator

Please, sit down.  I have good news and bad news.  The good news is that you'll live.

The bad news is that you've been diagnosed with:

Random Bully Generator

Racing to get home from school without encountering any bullies, you turn a corner and crash headlong into:

Barney "Dirtbag" O'Connell, stooge of the Chain Grizzlies

Oh no!

Random Cyberpunk Generator

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Random Dad Joke Generator

Hey Richie, dinner's in fifteen. By the way, what do you get when you cross pizza cheese with a window?

I don't know, but I bet it's grately silly!

Random Ethics Generator

Ethical Theory 101

Final Exam

For each of the following ethical claims, construct an argument in defense.

You have three hours to complete the exam.