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Please, sit down.  I have good news and bad news.  The good news is that you'll live.

The bad news is that you've been diagnosed with:

Random Bully Generator

Racing to get home from school without encountering any bullies, you turn a corner and crash headlong into:

Squat Rick, enforcer of the Phat Madboys

Oh no!

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Good morning, lil' Lizzy. What do you get when you cross Frankenstein with a police officer?

I don't know, but I bet it's demonsterably arresting!

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Ethical Theory 101

Final Exam

For each of the following ethical claims, construct an argument in defense.

You have three hours to complete the exam.