Please, sit down. I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you'll live.
The bad news is that you've been diagnosed with:
Racing to get home from school without encountering any bullies, you turn a corner and crash headlong into:
Oh no!
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Psst... hey, lil' Emily. What do you get when you cross a shaggy dog with a ballpoint?
I don't know, but I bet it's furrociously pen-dulous!
For each of the following ethical claims, construct an argument in defense.
You have three hours to complete the exam.