Random Ailment Generator

Please, sit down.  I have good news and bad news.  The good news is that you'll live.

The bad news is that you've been diagnosed with:

Random Bully Generator

Racing to get home from school without encountering any bullies, you turn a corner and crash headlong into:

Burly Rocko O'Connell, strongest member of the Gnarly Destroyers

Oh no!

Random Cyberpunk Generator

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Random Dad Joke Generator

I've got a good one for you, Billy! What do you get when you cross a hatchet with a person hiding a rabbit under his hat?

I don't know, but I bet it's axtremely harebrained!

Random Ethics Generator

Ethical Theory 101

Final Exam

For each of the following ethical claims, construct an argument in defense.

You have three hours to complete the exam.