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Please, sit down.  I have good news and bad news.  The good news is that you'll live.

The bad news is that you've been diagnosed with:

Random Bully Generator

Racing to get home from school without encountering any bullies, you turn a corner and crash headlong into:

Lumpy Rick, henchman of the Dirty Gang

Oh no!

Random Cyberpunk Generator

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Hey Ashley, how was school today? Good, good. By the way, what do you get when you cross Swiss cheese with a bee?

I don't know, but I bet it's wholey buzzworthy!

Random Ethics Generator

Ethical Theory 101

Final Exam

For each of the following ethical claims, construct an argument in defense.

You have three hours to complete the exam.